I wish I were the devil, than I would have a perfect excuse
For actually being an evil dickhead every now and then
I wouldn’t have to go to church or bullshit to your face just so
Karma doesn’t bite me in the ass.
Wouldn’t have to disguise my killing as a way of defending “freedom” or
for “Allah ak bar! ! ! ”
I Am The Devil! I kill for pleasure… and my interests!
Wouldn’t have to have sex without feeling guilty afterwards
Not everybody is sane enough to have a kid
Most of all Myself
Can spark up a joint every now and then and just kick back without
Having that piece of shit little voice tell me “YOU SINNER! YOU SINNER!
YOU EVIL MAN THAT LUSTS FOR BIG-BREASTED WOMEN! !
GOOD LUCK IN HELL SICKO! !
YOU DEVIANT YOU! ! !
YOU BASTARD DEVIANT WHO WISHES TO ENJOY
WHAT-EVER LITTLE LIFE HE HAS LEFT TO THE FULLEST! ! ! !
GOOD LUCK IN HELLLL! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ”
I’d be so evil I’d actually have the nerve to tell the fucking truth
to every single fucking person around me.
I’d be such a fucking heathen I’d actually have the balls to oppose
every nonsensical horseshit lie that I’ve ever been raised with.
And I’d enjoy it.
Raging against this horseshit machine.
Seeing this hypocritical system CRUMBLE TO THE FUCKING GROUND! ! ! ! yeeeeaaaaah!
An evil evil man.
...Now if you'll excuse me, my Bastille thumbscrews require oiling!